Jokes for Tet

The story of abstinence on Tet holiday, meaningful Tet gifts, and punishments also increases on Tet holiday . are funny jokes about Tet. Invite readers to have moments of relaxation, laugh comfortably on the occasion of the Lunar New Year of the Rat 2020.

Abstinence on New Year

A panicked male voice called to the police station on New Year's Eve:

- Please notify 113 urgently. I am at the house . My apartment has been broken by an crook, they took all the money, gold .

- He and his family calm and try to keep the scene. We will be right there.

- Well, slowly, also through the third day, please come, my family is still abstaining from strangers.

-!?

The bride makes Tet holiday

Crafting and arranging finished, she turned to ask her husband.

- What is the most impressive dish you cooked?

The husband replied

- That food!

- What is that dish?

- I do not know how to call it . vermicelli . porridge too!

-!?

New Year meaningful gifts

An old woman entered the shop, asked the clerk:

- I want a gift for my son for Tet!

- Sir, how is he let me advise you?

- My son is 1.8m tall, handsome, healthy, single. What's more, it has everything, so I don't know what to buy for it!

- So can you give him . my phone number?

-!?

Prompt reminders

At Tet, my parents went to celebrate Tet with Ty only at home.

A while later a guest came home to celebrate Tet, Ty went to welcome guests:

- New year, I wish you good health, happy all year round!

- Thank you. So are your parents at home?

- No, my parents went to celebrate New Year, only me and this piggy are at home!

Beautiful wife for Tet

The wife went home happily to show her husband:

- Sir, many people say I'm beautiful and young today.

The husband nodded and replied:

- Yes, it's almost New Year.

- What does Tet mean to your beauty?

- I am going to Tet, so there is nothing missing in the street .

-!?

Small gift but enough for the whole year

Seeing his parents coming back to the alley, Cu Tý ran out cheerfully:

- Mommy! This morning, Miss Ton, who was in America, came to play house. She gave her home a gift and said: 'Your gift is small but enough for your family to use for a year'.

Hearing that, Tý's mother was happy and asked:

- What gift is that?

- Yes, a calendar!

-!?

Getting lucky money

I'm happy with the age of my grandchildren in grade 1:

- I have a 20k and 50k bill, which one do you get?

- I took the green sheet

- Why do you like green sheets?

- Because green is the color of hope

Now my uncle is very happy because his grandchildren in grade 1 know how to think so!

- So what do you hope for?

- I hope you give me the other note!

The fine also increased following Tet

Two neighbors were fighting very loudly, one sister was profane.

At that moment, the head of the neighborhood group heard that so he fined her VND 50,000. The neighbor girl, who was not very respectful, asked the group leader:

- Why did I swear at her last month with only a fine of VND 30,000? '

The leader laughed:

- You don't know anything?

- What to know? - The woman asked again.

- Tet holiday increases everything, so the fine increases.

-!?!

1. Technology joke: Perfume smells computer
2. Who is higher technology?