The driver was so annoyed and angry:
- Going back to the same place, of course, it's 8 hours, so I also asked, really!
He immediately retorted:
Why is it the same? It takes only 5 days from Christmas to New Year, and how long it takes from the Western New Year to Noel . it takes all year to chase it! Xí, but I don't know.
The boy told his father's friend:
- I thank you for giving me the trumpet on Christmas. Thanks to that, I have money to eat ice cream, please .
The man was surprised:
- Are you so good at blowing the trumpet?
- No. It's just that my father gave me 10,000 VND a week for me to stop blowing!
- God!
- Please write an urgent letter to Santa asking for his favorite clothes, then I send him to the post office.
The daughter smiled and replied:
- Mother assured. I like it all so I sent him the catalog before it was published.
The smart boy devised a method to get the dream Christmas gift.
The brothers Tom and Tim and their parents visited their grandparents a week before Christmas and planned to stay until after the new year to return home.
The first night while praying before bedtime, Tim suddenly shouted:
- Santa Claus, give me a bike. I WANT A BICYCLE !!!
Tom gently turned to say something to me:
- Hey, why do you scream so loud? Are you afraid Santa will have a hearing loss?
Tim replied immediately:
- Of course Santa is not, but grandparents are there.
- !!!
A trial took place on Christmas day, the judge in a happy mood looked at the defendant and asked:
- What are you sued for?
- I bought Christmas decorations too soon.
The judge was surprised:
- How could it be? That is not guilty. So how soon did you buy it to be sued?
The accused shrugged:
- Before the store opens.
Besides the cards with meaningful, funny Christmas wishes, you can also use one of these unique Christmas jokes to send messages to your friends, relatives and "people". me If you have a sense of humor, use your inspirational language to tell it directly.
I wish you a peaceful and happy Christmas!
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