Technology Jokes: Instructions to install the LOVE software on the HEART drive

The following is the steps to install Love program on Huma computer. Please try to install according to this instruction.

Customer (KH): I'm not very technical, but I think I can do the installation right away, what to do first?

Technical expert (CVKT): The first step is to open the HEART. Do you know the path to get there?

KH: Yes, alright, but there are some programs running. Installing while they are still working does not cause a problem?

CVKT: What programs are you running?

KH: Let's see . I see there WOULD be INEXCEPTION.EXE, LIEU TON.EXE, HAN THUY.EXE and BICH BAO.COM are active.

CVKT: No problem. LOVE will automatically delete the ENDLESS.EXE from the current system. It may still be in permanent memory, but it will no longer affect other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite GLASS WEEK.EXE with its own Module called TON TRONG.EXE. However, you must completely close the program THAN THUY.EXE and BICH BÌNH.COM because these can prevent the normal installation process of LOVE. Have you closed them yet?

Wallace: I don't know how to close them anymore. Please help me please.

CVKT: Of course. From the Start menu, call THA.EXE. Repeat this operation several times until HUY THUY.EXE and BICH BÌNH.COM are removed.

KH: OK, done. LOVE has started the automatic installation process. Is everything normal like that?

CVKT: Yes, that's right. You may get a dialog box stating that the program will correct your life settings. Do you see that dialog?

KH: Yes, I have seen it. So, the installation is completed?

CVKT: That's right. But you remember this is just a prototype program. You must start networking with other HEART to update the upgrade.

Customer: Huh . There seems to be an error message. What do I do?

CVKT: What did the announcement say?

KH: It says: 'ERROR 412 - THE PROGRAM IS NOT RUNNING IN INTERNAL COMPONENTS'. So what does it mean?

CVKT: Don't worry, it's a common mistake. It means that the newly installed LOVE program can run in the outside HEART but not yet completely working in your HEART. This is the problem of this program, basically, you have to perform 'LOVE' on your own device before 'LOVE' others.

KH: So what to do?

CVKT: Did you find the ADDRESS directory in your computer?

KH: I see it

CVKT: Excellent, you will solve the problem thanks to this directory. Now copy the files below to the MYHEART folder: SELF-DEFENSE.DOC, RESPECT YOURSELF.TXT, ACCEPT T.TT, and GOOD DOC. The system will automatically overwrite the opposing files and start the process of patching the faulty programs. You will also need to remove the EXTRACT.EXE from all directories on your computer and then perform the Empty recycle bin operation to make sure it is completely gone and will not return on a clear day.

Customer: Got it! Now I can recognize SMILE.MPG is showing up on the screen and it seems that it also shows that THERMAL.COM, BINH AN.EXE and MAN NGUYEN.COM are copying themselves in my HEART.

CVKT: After the installation of LOVE, there is one thing I have to announce before the end

KH: What is it?

CVKT: LOVE is free software. Be sure to download it for other people you meet. They will then share it with others and they may send you some upgrades back to you.

KH: I will. Thanks for his help.

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