Love Jokes: Grandmother's matchmaking skill

Teo and his grandmother were walking in the park when a pretty girl walked by. Seeing Teo looking at the girl in a daze, Mrs. Teo immediately smiled and said:

- Do you like it?

Teo nodded and blushed. She said:

- Stand here and wait for me a moment!

As soon as she finished, she walked towards the girl, and after a few minutes after Teo's phone rang, the other end of the line was a gentle voice of a girl:

- May I ask if you are Mr. Teo? My grandmother got lost, now she is standing with me at X park, come pick me up now!

Flirting failed because of pleasing his girlfriend

Seeing his roommate looking gloomy, Ty asked:

- What's wrong, Teo? Lovelorn?

Teo sighed and replied:

- Daughter why so difficult to understand? Obviously, I tried my best to follow her will, and yet I got angry.

- How's it going, tell me the end of the tail!

- You also know I flirt with Tũn long time ago! Yesterday, she naturally cried out, then wanted to go somewhere to cry out loud and comfortable. Tell me where not to take her. - Teo told.

Ty nodded:

- A good opportunity to please! So where did you take her?

Teo sighed and replied:

- I listened to her after going to the funeral. I don't know why blocking Facebook and my phone. It was obvious that he wanted to go somewhere to cry out loud, I don't understand what it would be like!

- !!!

Men should not date in the rain

Two boys chatting with each other, one asked:

- HEY! What are you most afraid of going out with your boyfriend?

- I'm extremely scared if I'm on the road with you and meet the rain!

The other person asked in surprise:

- Afraid of the real fear, but where to 'extremely afraid'?

- Yes, but if you get caught in the rain, hit a restaurant or fashion shop!

- This case is really scary.

Love her mistaken fate

At night, Tui is upset, holding a gift box back to the dorm. Curious roommate asked:

- What makes you look so pathetic!

The misery says:

- I got dumped by Tũn! She just turned over her birthday present.

You exclaimed:

- So sad! What did you give her and you were so angry?

Disappointingly said:

- You also know that Tũn Destiny is a fire, and in the past, you only liked to use things that were suitable for you. The other day I asked her what her birthday likes to give. He said anything compatible with fire is okay. Today's birthday, I bought and bought a mini gas stove, I don't know why I didn't want to break up. Gifts that match the fire and still want something else.

- !!!

Sensitive groom

The groom looks at the wedding room and tells his friend:

- The word Hy is so troublesome, it looks like an eighteen match.

- How troublesome? - surprised friend.

- Well . there are many horizontal roads, vertical alleys, but all are dead ends!

The friend smiled wryly:

- You're sensitive! After the honeymoon you'll find that comment to be great.