Love Jokes: Dating a dentist
Dating with a dentist, discussing love, trying . are interesting, funny short jokes about love that help you have moments of good laugh.
Dating a dentist
Ty fell in love with a young, handsome dentist. So she often used the excuse of tooth extraction to surreptitiously come to see him. One day, the sad dentist said:
- I think we should stop, maybe your husband may have begun to suspect.
Ty was surprised:
- There's no such thing, we've been dating for a year now and my husband hasn't said anything.
The dentist shook his head softly:
- But I still have a tooth, next time know what reason to come to see you again?
- !!!
Discuss love
Doctors say: "Love is a disease, it is necessary to treat patients with bed regime".
Physicist: Why is love called a disease when it consumes so much energy. Must call love is active.
Mechanic: Why does love call love work, when the main machine combination stays still? Love should be called an art.
Art researcher: Why is love called art when everyone is afraid to show it to others? To say love is scams.
Lawyer: Why call love a fraud when both sides are satisfied. Must say love is a contract of production.
Entrepreneur: Why call love a production contract when it costs more than the final product. To say love is science.
Professor: How can you call love science when students do it and I don't?
Prove
A couple invited to go to Huong Pagoda. Sitting on the boat, the girl asked:
- If you're a boat, then what are you?
- I will be the river for your boat to swim.
The girl asked again:
- What if I'm a mountain range?
- I will be a green tree covering four seasons.
The girl asked again:
- If you were that bridge?
- You will be the clear flow of water.
When the monk came out, the girl asked:
- What if I become a monk?
- I will be the little brother soon with you.
Seeing a boy walking a cow, the girl asked:
- Are you a cowboy?
- Well . I'll be the cow for you to lead.
An accompanying person said,
- But bro, that cow is a castrated cow, not a bull!
Honestly declared
- She: Do you ever smoke?
- Guy: Never.
- She: So do you drink alcohol?
- Guy: I've never had a drop of wine in my life.
- She: What about gambling? Sure he has to play you?
- Guy: Never, you know
- She: So besides me, did you pay any attention to her?
- Guy: You have to believe me. He only me alone!
- She: But you must have a bad habit, right?
- Guy: Well, it is true that he sometimes lies.
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