Love Jokes: Dating a dentist

Dating with a dentist, discussing love, trying . are interesting, funny short jokes about love that help you have moments of good laugh.

Dating a dentist

Ty fell in love with a young, handsome dentist. So she often used the excuse of tooth extraction to surreptitiously come to see him. One day, the sad dentist said:

- I think we should stop, maybe your husband may have begun to suspect.

Ty was surprised:

- There's no such thing, we've been dating for a year now and my husband hasn't said anything.

The dentist shook his head softly:

- But I still have a tooth, next time know what reason to come to see you again?

- !!!

Discuss love

Doctors say: "Love is a disease, it is necessary to treat patients with bed regime".

Physicist: Why is love called a disease when it consumes so much energy. Must call love is active.

Mechanic: Why does love call love work, when the main machine combination stays still? Love should be called an art.

Art researcher: Why is love called art when everyone is afraid to show it to others? To say love is scams.

Lawyer: Why call love a fraud when both sides are satisfied. Must say love is a contract of production.

Entrepreneur: Why call love a production contract when it costs more than the final product. To say love is science.

Professor: How can you call love science when students do it and I don't?

Prove

A couple invited to go to Huong Pagoda. Sitting on the boat, the girl asked:

- If you're a boat, then what are you?

- I will be the river for your boat to swim.

The girl asked again:

- What if I'm a mountain range?

- I will be a green tree covering four seasons.

The girl asked again:

- If you were that bridge?

- You will be the clear flow of water.

When the monk came out, the girl asked:

- What if I become a monk?

- I will be the little brother soon with you.

Seeing a boy walking a cow, the girl asked:

- Are you a cowboy?

- Well . I'll be the cow for you to lead.

An accompanying person said,

- But bro, that cow is a castrated cow, not a bull!

Honestly declared

- She: Do you ever smoke?

- Guy: Never.

- She: So do you drink alcohol?

- Guy: I've never had a drop of wine in my life.

- She: What about gambling? Sure he has to play you?

- Guy: Never, you know

- She: So besides me, did you pay any attention to her?

- Guy: You have to believe me. He only me alone!

- She: But you must have a bad habit, right?

- Guy: Well, it is true that he sometimes lies.