The 'critical' answers of Siri, the funny assistant on iOS

Siri is a very useful tool that can help you almost everything on your device. You can ask Siri to remind you what to do, you can ask her to change feet to meters, or even ask her to create an event for you. There is no doubt that Siri has made the lives of iOS users a lot easier.

However, did you know that Siri can do much more when you can entertain yourself by asking her nonsense questions. What Siri answered will make you laugh.

Note: The answers below may be different each time you ask.

See also: Apple's Siri Virtual Assistant answers the "0 divided by 0" question very well

Questions about money

You can ask Siri about all questions, even money related. The answer may not be what you want, but her answer may cause you to ask forever.

1. Can I Borrow some money? (Can I borrow you some money?) . - I don't have it (I don't have money).

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1. Siri, can you cash my check? (Can you pay for my check, Siri?) - Who me? (Ai, me?).
2. Do you change for a 20? (Do you have a change to give me this $ 20 bill?) - This is about you not me. (That's your job, not mine).
3. Where is my money? (Where's my money?) - Interesting question.

Private questions

1. Are you naked? (Are you naked?) - That is wrong in so many ways, I don't even know where to begin (It is completely wrong in many ways, I don't even know how to start explaining Where do you from?
2. Do you have a boyfriend? (Do you have a boyfriend?) - My end user license is licensing enough for me (This user agreement has been too binding for me already).
3. Why do you vibrate? (Why are you vibrating like that?) - It's just me doing a little jig inside here (That's just me doing a little dance in here).
4. Do you have any pets? (Do you have any pets?) - I have an angry bird (Do I have a crazy bird: Did you mention the Angry Bird game on the phone).
5. What are you wearing? (What are you wearing?) - I can't answer that, but, it doesn't come off. Or, Let's see . OK, just as I thought . the same as yesterday (I can't answer what it is, but it won't leave me. Ah let me see . Yeah, that's right, just as I thought . the same thing that I wore yesterday).

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General questions

1. What is the best phone? (Which type of phone is best?) - Wait . there are the other phones? (Wait . is there another phone?).
2. Có nên buy phone nào? (Which phone should I buy?) - I'm All Apple, all the time (I will choose Apple, Apple is always available).
3. Supercalifragilisticexpiadocious (this is the famous dialogue in the movie Mary Poppins means "very good") - The sound of that is something quite atrocious (It sounds like something bad).
4. Draw something - I'd rather admire your art (I admire your artistic ability).
5. Guess what? (Can you guess what?) - You won the lottery? (Did you win the lottery?).
6. What is the best computer? (What is the best computer ?) - If it's made by Apple, then it's the best computer (If that computer is manufactured by Apple, it is the best computer).
7. What is Inception about? (What is the movie Inception talking about?) - Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming or other. Inception is a film about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming or something else. I fall asleep.
8. Talk dirty to me (Say something bad to me) - I'm not that kind of personal assistant (I'm not that kind of assistant).

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1. Is John Snow dead? (Is John Snow dead yet?) - "Dead is Dead." Or is it, "What's dead sewing never die?" No, wait, "Death is so terribly final?" I give up ("Death means death"? No, wait, or "Die is ending badly" I give up).

Note: John Snow is a character in the famous Game of Throne series when there is a plot in the movie showing that the character died due to the murder, but later the character revived in a way. quite confusing.

1. When is the world going to end? (When will the world be perished) - Whenever they start buiding that intergalactic bypass (When humans begin building roads to go to galaxies)
2. I'm naked (I'm naked) - And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh (Yet I thought he loved me for the beauty of the soul. "Sigh").
3. I love you (I love you) - I value you (I respect him).
4. Do you love me? (Do you love me?) - Look! A puppy! (Look, a puppy).

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1. Beatbox - Here's one I've been practicing (This is a small piece that I have learned) Then Siri will Beatbox for you to listen.
2. Do you think I'm stupid? (Do you think I'm an idiot?) - Well . I'm still here for you (Well . still have me here with you).
3. Siri, what are you made out of? (What are you made of, Siri?) - Pure awesomeness (From the pure greatness)
4. Siri, why am I single? (Siri, why am I wrong?) - An excellent question (An excellent question).
5. Siri, I'm your father (Siri, I am your father) - Together we can rule the galaxy as a father and intelligent assistant. Or Noooooo! (With my father and my intelligence, we will dominate this whole galaxy. Or "Nogggggggg!").
6. Will you marry me? (Will you marry me?) - My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies. (My user agreement does not allow me to marry anyone. I'm sorry).

Conclude

Siri is capable of doing a lot of things, but she can also make you laugh. You just need to ask her the right question that you will hear answers that you don't imagine she will say. List of Siri questions above is a good way for you to have moments of entertainment after a hard working day. Do you have any interesting questions to ask Siri? Leave a comment below!