Good poems about IT people

IT is another name for a programmer in Vietnam. The main job of programmers is web design and computer software writing. Like many other jobs, programmers also face difficulties, difficulties, sorrows in work and life. And to relieve these troubles, they often make funny jokes and poems about their own jobs. Through the words of poetry, the IT guys want to convey to the girls that they are also extremely interesting and romantic boys, not as dry as rumors.

1. Good poetry about IT people

If one day Windows error message
He volunteered to make unilateral Soft tests
Each Sector you go all the way
Fix all the errors that tease.

The other AVI was awake long nights
Missing error missing Codec em!
See Display please feel too playful
Mr. DIVX watched me smile slowly.

I surf the Trojan bag to hunt
He asked him to stand and wait for the NAV
Try to scan the bandwidth
Protect me from thousands of Viruses.

Spyware's sack sat watching me hotly
The single NAV is low across the street
When Hacker trampled, it didn't hurt
I held up the Firewall against me.

If one day, Admin will miss .
Delete then File contains love
Paint's eyes were full of problems
Don't cry again Restore.

I'm angry at riding IE forever
He frightened to chase Firefox
Netscape was on the far side of the rock
Cancel because I am first.

Little RAM so much Run will be tired
He will do Physics Memory
Search with me all the way
You are strong thanks to two RAM and Bus.

Accept offline confession suddenly
The two hearts will connect for a long time
No matter how much Phishing lies
Believe me because my love is forever .

2. Good poetry about IT people

Yesterday drinking coca water
At the corner of the shop near the house.
Meet some girls and talk about gossip
Talk to the Ai (IT) people.

He said: Our people are all chickens
Do not know how to cut girls with poetry.
The day rate in front of the computer
Programming so that the eyes protrude.

Ah, it said shock to me
Turn up, kick the chair to break through.
Thinking back on our side, there was one
Daughter, it's up to 3.

The owner, mango peeled me 1 fruit
Give me a lot of ViNa.
A few breaths, the body gradually lowered
Listen to it, it talks to me.

It says: our people are eccentric
Out of the computer, I don't know.
Sitting so much for your back and cuffs,
He is no different from a ballpoint pen.

Ah, for me like a ballpoint pen
We are too skinny, but nothing.
Thinking back, I didn't bother to bother
Ballpoint pen is more fat than a pencil.

Coffee shop owner 1 cafe
Black stone is also brought out.
Making steam, the person gradually froze
Listen to it, let's talk about it.

He said: Our people are crazy
Those who marry must suffer a lifetime.
People only love computers,
Think of your wife like a child.

Ah, smother the mouth
Such delusion would die me.
Thinking that people believe in bad news
Daughter who dares to match.

The owner, give me a package of sunflower
Bring me some spoon of sugar.
Cafe is so bitter today
Listen to it, and talk to me.

He said: today comes here
The bad faith is still full.
Next time I go to the next table
Next time there is a good story.

Ah ah, the enemy has collected troops
We also have to retreat gradually.
Today we recorded the story
Post to report to all the people.

The owner, let me . write the debt book.

3. Good poetry about IT people

Don't be foolish to know whoever is (IT).
They dry it, nothing romantic?
Then write a horror philandering.
What do they write? C language

Don't be foolish to love the IT people.
They're talented but strange.
Their girlfriend asked to register
'Can I unlock it and register it?'

Don't be foolish to love the IT people.
They're 35 to strange.
Meeting him, he pleaded.
I open the source code for me.

Don't be foolish to love the IT people
What kind of love do they love?
If you meet, you need to plug the secret pump (usb)
Time to tell it 'Format'!

Don't be foolish to love IT girls
They are dry and no different from bread
It was a bit demanding to upgrade
Love to go on like that

4. Good poetry about IT people

Suddenly a day CPU is too hot
Know what to do when there is no cool case
Task Manager is now full
I sat in front of the Webcam laughing at my eyes.

He foolishly searched for a happy life
Lost in the middle of millions of websites
I appeared as a talented Chipset
Take me home to play on Harddisk.

The road is quiet, you go and forget to click
Save me in my own My Place
Heartbreaking when Retry never fails
He warmly forgot about the Back command.

Suddenly there was a prompt line
He calmly typed the Ping command (netstat is better)
Please don't show Display
I also lost IP.

Like games? I'll buy it for you
Run sweet on every version of Windows
I asked Graphic to go crazy
Will because my brother please Update.

There are times when you forget to Refresh
I angrily put Virus on you
Bad sector is still not healed
You don't want to Clean it all.

Will try Wait . until I kill you
Let us dream together for Vista
The software will combine harmoniously
Enter into a solid love.

5. Funny poetry about IT people

My heart, select by Mouse
Take dating: Forum - Internet
The command is transmitted using the Get method
Get the appearance via IP address

If I go forever, tomorrow
You will die among thousands of Search seas
Confession is not easy Convert
Save thousands of lives into Constant variable

He is poor with Sun blood
You are noble with Microsoft
The two lines of Code cannot be reconciled
Although thousands of times Debung, my dear

Why not have a distant world
Linux is also the same for Windowns
The two of us cannot be divided
Run lifetime on all Platforms.

6. Funny poetry about IT people

I love you but I don't Open
Open the heart and Save him there
My door, Mom has set a Password
He almost tore his pants because he tried to cross FireWall
Remember the first time I took you home
You stole a kiss immediately from a Tab
He was shocked to turn on the BackSpace car
Look at me but can't Ctrl
He was angry when he saw an Alt
Just Insert every time I talk
Many times want to straighten Delete hand
But because of me, he swallowed angry
You know you're just a poor hacker
And he has @ and Esc
I like him to please Mr. Space
The worshiping step sank into the PageDown area

Oh, I looked the road into the data
To once virus love
Streaming through the network with a passionate look
Make the heart go crazy
Like lulling into a dream of love
I am bewildered in the love paradise
A sweet love garden full of flowers
I am passionate about who wants to be far away
Then happy as a fleeting moment
The change makes us strange
Viruses love every hour to gnaw
The heart of the crimson rose of pain
Hey time! The person even passes away
Is my heart still intact?
Suddenly, the old story suddenly came about in a choking.
My heart, I chose with mouse
Take dating, internet forum
Word of love transmitted by get method
Get the appearance via IP address
If I go forever, tomorrow
You will die among thousands of search seas
The confession is not easy to convert
Save thousands of lives into constant variables
He is poor with Sun blood
You are noble with Microsoft
The two lines of code cannot be reconciled
Although thousands of times you debug me
Why not have a distant world
Sun is also the same for windows
The two of us cannot be divided
Runs lifetime on every platform.

I hurried away and forgot Logoff,
Not a word even if it is Standby.
I forgot all the old memories Add
Throw me in the recycle bin space.
He still waits on Desktop blue
My shadow just refreshed your soul.
Every single click you enter into nostalgia,
In my heart . Harddisk . gradually filled.
I hate it, I want to clean it all
But what to do when . don't know the Username.
Or will I once Full Format .
I changed . The old password is still there!
I'll try once you will try
Will Retry (until Error).
But how can I do .
When Soft he used . ran out of Free Trial!
The image of you still forever Default .

7. Funny poetry about IT people

Women as well as computer software.
The beautiful interface is unlikely to run properly.
Run fast does not mean run smart.
Smart running is not easy to maintain.

8. Funny poetry about IT people

My heart password is hard to access
Querying data is difficult
Immediately he "Denied Service"
I can't help but Love

Ivalid Password forever
'o' '=' still does not enter
I fixed it for a long time, sir
This time is still by pass

SQL inject, please
Why not Fix let me in
This way, you will query
Password here then you login

Khà Khất Cross Site is what
This is my dear cookie
This way, I will suffer
Be my lover

Any more bugs, honey?
Who are you updating?
My password is holding
Is it "money" not love!

If he did not eat, he would kick
There is a guy who can take me
Fake IP me, you send the packet
Large server will hit you (DrDoS)

9. Funny poetry about IT people

If only he could press Ctrl + Z
To Undo what happened
Even international programmers
I can make a mistake .

If only he could press Ctrl + Z
Once, just once.
I will Debug hateful mistakes
I will understand you are not a bad guy.

If only he could press Ctrl + Z
Then I was with you
Not just sitting and scanning
Viruses are flooding the heart.

But you can't press Ctrl + Z
In software called love
Can only choose Continue or Exit
And of course I don't want to leave you.

Please understand your heart
And please, open my heart wide
When the source code is no longer closed
I'll write your name on it.

10. Funny poetry about IT people

Words of love he wrote in CSharp
I use Matlab again to build
Love letter will not be able to view
Charming love, one afternoon, break!
I hold my hand, hope I refresh
I'm cold, blocking all links
He was sad, heart hugged String
Contains my name, the value is constant
Every night, he sent a request
Day after day, he wishes to receive the response
But my heart, IP is different now
Are you hiding behind a host?
My dear, where does the server know?
At the client, he was anxious to remember .

11. Comedy poetry about IT people

Love modem is as beautiful as poetry
Another story about Romeo in modern times
At the end of the month, hold the phone bill
The Romeo suddenly felt . a little sad.
He could not see her through the modem
He could not kiss her through the keyboard
He could not hold her hand lovingly
He just said "love you" and just went on Enter.
And two people just love that in dreams
In the baby frame every time you talk.
The night after night, they became more and more absorbed
Talk moon star, sweet honey paradise.
She asked him: "You just say love ."
And yet suddenly he disappeared. "
He rushed: "Oh hey, you're telling the truth .
You were out, just immediately entered. "
They kept loving each other like plum love peaches
Hold your computer a few hours every day
Chat forever chat not all the story
Love follows the years with fullness.
And the outside is still spinning
Through the modem the love is still blooming
Also very arduous, also many obstacles
Also "I love you", then Enter.

12. Comedy poetry about IT people

Guy:

Please take the news, husband.
Hardware software does not mind spending.
The problem is mainly technology.
With that, I won't let go .

She:

I don't get married to believe in school.
Software, hardware headaches.
Software is not hard to copy forever.
Hardware when you need to see it

13. Comedy poetry about IT people

Life still criticizes: programmer
Only know how to graph the heart on a graphic screen
Or analyze and bring digitization
Into bits, bytes and flowers

Today quit (public) programming
Making poet (mummy) looking for a piece of love squeezed his shoulders
Program longevity forever
The back of the cuffs is short, the bad one (craving) looks at me?

All year round, only one lover
Her square face was just 17 inches round
Despite her very afternoon
Happy to listen to music, sad to watch movies

Shelf! Now I'm determined to find
The poet to find for her heart .

What is it, I don't love you IT
Photo knowledge is much less expensive
What is there to ask you?
Photo: "why not go google!"

14. Comedy poetry about IT people

There are many when the top of the KeyBoard is collapsed
He accidentally pressed Shift to write his name
I love you but I don't Open
Open the heart and Save him there.

He hacked and hacked into the Registry
My door, my mother has already assigned Password
He almost tore his pants because he tried to cross FireWall.

Remember the first time I took you home
You stole a kiss immediately from a Tab
He was shocked to turn on the BackSpace car
Look at me but can't Ctrl.

I'm angry when I see CapsLock
Just Insert every time I talk
Make your heart Break also where
When so want to straighten the Delete hand
But because of me, he swallowed angry
You know you're just a poor hacker
He has PPC, @ and Esc
I like him to please Mr. Space
The worshiping step sank into the PageDown area

He wondered, he was still wondering
When is PageUp possible?

Then I hurried out and forgot Logoff.
Not a word even if it is Standby.
I forgot all the memories you had Add.
I silently click the Remove button.
Throw me in the recycle bin space.

But even so, he waited.
He still waits on Desktop blue.
My figure just refreshed my soul.
Each of my Clicks entered my memory.
In my heart . Harddisk . gradually filled.

He hated it, wanted to Clean it all.
But what to do when . don't know the Username.
Or will I once Full Format .
I changed . The old password is still there!

I'll try once, I'll try
Will Retry until Error .
If the error, you still try .
You abort until the Results.

But how can I do .
Soft Free you use . has expired Trial!
He could not leave the ball Empty ball.
Because you have PrintScrn shadow you lost.
I will Default My shadow forever.

15. Comedy poetry about IT people

Honey, you're an IT person
At night his eyes are dark
Hands used to type soft keys like silk
Little legs shrink by less.

Honey, you're an IT person
What interesting binary sequence
Loang has a string of "no" and "one"
Not "right" is "wrong", can you say?

Honey, you're an IT person
Online life is very thrilling
Property only a few blog sites
Write down rewriting love.

Honey, you're an IT person
His life password has nothing
Your name, your name and the word "Love"
Enter! Please step in.

16. Comedy poetry about IT people

I used to wait for Chat at night
Wait for Yahoo's smiley face to turn on
Exit and then absent-minded months
Release your soul and lonely Destop

In the dark, the light of the Mouse flickered
Listen to Hardish charging like sweeping garbage
Sitting silently watching Display bewildered
Every now and then Buzz is far away

Login to go once though
To use Headphone, listen to me
Silver Icon window frame
Shadow yourself quietly down to Keyboard

The love letter he tried Download
Edit then floated on loneliness
Yahoo! Lamented useless?
Invisible and I can't see it anymore
Sign-in look quietly stepping over each other
To Archive also saved by date

The file also contains pure love
Let Run hostages never return
Will try Wait . until it falls asleep
Compress is no longer equivalent

There are times when Admin himself promised
Design always keeps a heart
Zip back then the eyes suddenly dimmed
If you can't hide it, sending it is afraid

17. Tho tinh dân IT

There are many times when you turn your head on Keyboard
He accidentally pressed Shift to write his name
I love you but I don't Open
Open the heart and Save him there
My mother's door has set a password
He almost broke his pants because he tried to cross the Firewall.

18. Poetry love people IT

I don't love technology student.
Because they are 'sophisticated' very arrogant.
I thought my department was the most dreadful.
Thinking: I have to be 'crazy'.
I don't love technology student.
'The bag is always inflamed' because they are poor.
Get some coins then go to NET.
The enchanting highway doesn't remember your lover?
I don't love technology student.
Practicing information industry, big exercises all day.
Ask for time to date.
Just in front of the screen is fascination.
I don't love technology student.
Projects of many subjects forced them to stay up all night.
Dense beard, long hair, dull people.
Try asking what is handsome.
I don't love technology student.
Although they dream a lot of romance.
Also know how to write poetry when disturbed.
But 'bad' is extremely: not skillful to flatter your lover.
I don't love technology student.
Very confident in learning techniques.
'Ganoderma' to chat with your girlfriend.
Honestly, please believe me.

19. Poetry about IT people

What idiot does not pick him up
Photo knowledge is strange.
There is nothing to ask him
Why don't google photos go?
Remind me of who you are
During the day, I sleep and sleep
If anything, tell me to take the exam
It turned out he was sleeping.
What idiot does not love him
My device is broken
He passed him a little bit
So running like a horse

20. Poetry love people IT

I love you IT guy
Eating healthy and not worrying
Tea alcohol and tobacco are craving
Just laptop, USB

I love you IT guy
Addictive game, Maze code is nothing
I have to understand it's style
Differentiate people from IT

I love you IT guy
Don't blame ignorance
Romance is a bit low
But the level is at IQ

I love you IT guy
Do not say heartless do nothing
Computer malfunction or virus
Thanks to you for an English free fix

I love you IT guy
Do not blame the people of all myopia
The eyes are translucent, but the mind is clear
Honestly the substance is not sophisticated

I love you IT guy
I show you how interesting it is
The night of the porch is empty
Working together . programming C

I love you IT guy
Don't worry about what to do
Win 7 is very expensive to use at the cost of rack
Love you free win xp

I love you IT guy
His poetry is nothing
But I know you smile
If you laugh, agree!