Who is higher technology?

Bill Gate (Microsoft), Louis Gerstener (IBM) and Robert Palmer (Digital) sit close together at a press conference.

Beep . beep, beep, sound is coming from Bill Gates. He was seen holding his watch to his ear and saying something at the end of his tie. Seeing everyone staring intently, Bill proudly explained:

- This is our new technology: attach a small speaker to the watch and microphone to the tie end.

Everyone nodded in appreciation. A while later a beep came from Louis Gerstener. He pressed his teeth lightly and spoke into the air. After saying that, Louis explained:

- This is our most advanced technology. We attach the speaker to the earrings and the microphone on the teeth. So I can make emergency conversations anytime and anywhere.

Thup !!! A suspicious noise came from Robert. Rob quickly stood up and distributed:

- Give me the paper, I need to receive a fax urgently !!!

Who is higher technology? Picture 1

Women same terms of service

Ty and Teo sit and chat with each other. Teo says:

- After many years of research, I finally found the truth about women, Ty.

Rat curious:

- Give it a try!

- I find arguing with women is like signing up for an account online.

Rat scratched his head:

- Like what?

Teo leisurely replied:

- Whether the terms are long and unreasonable, or even you do not fully understand it, in the end you have only one option is to click the 'I agree with these terms of service' button. So is arguing with women.

- Shrewish!

Who is higher technology? Picture 2

Innate talent

The teacher asked a student:

- Where did you learn to write so many spelling mistakes?

- Ma'am, that can't be learned because it's talent.

The teacher asked again:

- Do you know what the letter 'A' means?

- Ma'am, are all the remaining words.

Teacher : !!???

Division of responsibilities

Dad talking to the youngest:

- Hey kid! My oldest son studied economics, my second brother studied finance. Why don't you follow your steps and study law?

- If you do not learn to be a lawyer, then who will save you two here?

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