Technology jokes: IT standards for recruiting wives

Here are some humorous technological stories that help you have moments of relaxation after stressful working hours.

IT recruitment standards of the people of the IT people

Hardware requirements:

- Run fast, durable, good, compact size, elegant design .

- The original warranty stamp, not scratched even a small stain .

- Compatible easily with peripherals such as: kitchen, sweeper . plug and play.

- Clean connection parts.

- Works well in environments such as markets, supermarkets .

- Using operating system 22, 23.

Software requirements:

- Copyright for life.

- High security.

- No virus.

1. Summary of hilarious jokes written about IT people

Women are like phones

A conclusion based on quite a lot of evidence presented by the boys.

- Would love to replace the new cover.

- How much deposit is not enough.

- Occasionally crashes unusable.

- Talk a lot.

- And every two to three days, the charger must be plugged in once, but overcharging improperly will result in a battery bottle.

No registration required

A computer engineer guy is sitting with his lover in front of a computer screen. She was sulky, and the engineer was glued to the screen, his fingers tapping the keyboard.

Rabbit Girl Tags:

- When will we sign up? I can not wait any longer!

The boy answered softly:

- Peace of mind baby! Need to register, you're about to crack it already!