Technology jokes: When girls are IT people

Three young women working for computer companies, none of them have lovers. One day they met, talked about things in heaven and on earth, including a passage like this:

The first girl cheerfully showed off: It was terrible. It is true that Intel Inside does not need a UPS (UPS)!

The second girl: And mine can be online anytime even though I'm busy. Furthermore, it is possible to share resources regardless of the situation. What a Pentium series!

Third girl: You guys lose to me. Mine is Athlon 600 MHz! Every barrier has no meaning. When I use it, I feel dizzy, sometimes my operations don't keep up!

Girl number one: I don't want high speed. I just need to be persistent to be satisfactory.

The third girl continued: Probably. If the speed is too high, the motherboard must be replaced accordingly. Maybe I have to find a way to limit the speed.

The second girl offered an opinion: Easy! When accessing, you have to open all the applications that are slow speed right away.

IT people

The first time he did it with his girlfriend, an IT citizen, put his hand on her chest, he asked curiously.

- What is this?

- 2.1 speaker system - She chuckled.

- What is this?

- Volume control button

- Why do you turn the max without sound?

- Stupid, you have to plug in the power plug.

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