Technology jokes: IT people answer the question 'How were you born?'

One day, the boy asked his father:

- Dad! How was I born, father?

The father is an information technology engineer who is surfing the web and immediately responds to the gentleman:

- Mom and Dad browse the web on a bed together. Dad connected with mom. Dad uploads data from a USB stick to his mother. After downloading all, I was surprised to notice that I forgot to install some virus scanning programs, while Dad also did not install the Firewall.

- Then how is it, Dad?

- Both parents tried to erase the data, even formatted the hard drive again, but failed. So after 9 months and 10 days, you were born.

Handsome, rich, faithful, married

There are female programmers writing a small program. She gives the following parameters:

Handsome = 1.

Bad boy = -1.

Loyalty = 2.

Amorous = -2.

Poverty = 3.

Rich = -3.

Married = 0.

And get the following result:

Handsome + faithful = Poor.

Loyalty + rich = Bad boys.

Poor + ugly = Faithful.

Handsome + rich = Amorous.

Handsome + faithful + rich = Married.

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