Technology jokes: IT wedding invitations

A person who received an e-mail from a fellow programmer:

- Tell you the good news: After two years of testing the very stable version of GirlFriend 1.0, I decided to upgrade to the official version of WIFE 1.1. Remember to attend your wedding.

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Automatic reply

Going to winter break, a friend who has not contacted for many years suddenly PM me: 'Is it there?'

'Here.'

As a result, the person continued to text: 'These days are too difficult, can I borrow some money?'

I froze for a moment, then immediately replied: 'Here.'

'Lend me 5 million.'

'Here.'

'What's wrong with you?'

'Here.'

'Fuck! Automatic answer ?! '

'Here.' .

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When God loves Chat

A girl tearfully prayed:

- 'Please God bless me.'

And suddenly, she heard an echo:

- Sorry, but you've just finished 'chatting', so I probably won't hear my request. But rest assured, leave the address, He will 'mail' me the blessing.

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