Technology jokes: IT people are demanding for their children

A programmer guy and his wife divorced. The judge has not yet ruled on who will raise the child because both of them have adopted the son. The wife said she had given birth to a baby so she had the right to raise him.

The programmer, when asked, answered: 'Judge, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, a Coca Cola can fall out, that can be mine or the machine. ? '

Like a cell phone

- My wife is like a cellphone.

- Is she thin?

- No, but every time you run out of money, you don't say anything.

Need you

Seeing his wife always coming home to sit at the computer and pay little attention to her, the husband got angry:

Husband: "Eventually you need me or need it?"

Wife: "I need you very much".

Husband shouted: "Need when? Seeing anything nostalgic where?"

Wife: "When it's broken, I need you to . fix it".

Husband: ???

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