Technology jokes: Present and future of hackers

A friendly place, a demon invites a young hacker to visit hell. The young man saw the computer dribbling, everyone was playing DOOM, accessing the Internet comfortably, frantically resting . He declared that when he died he would go to hell.

. 30 years later, he died and was taken to hell. Still the same scene but the other people, the man is the devil screaming at the same time demanding to tear milling, tunnel his bones in the cauldron of hot pot oil. The hacker asks an old friend:

- Why is this, where are the scenes you show me?

- They are the ones who have their accounts stolen, the bankers cracked, the network administrators . They have been waiting for you here for a long time. Well, dare to do dare to bear!

IT people claim to have children

A programmer guy and his wife divorced. The judge has not yet ruled on who will raise the child because both of them have adopted the son. The wife said she had given birth to a baby so she had the right to raise him.

The programmer, when asked, answered: 'Judge, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, a Coca Cola can fall out, that can be mine or the machine. ? '

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