Technology jokes: User or network administrator

After death, the programmer's soul flew to the sky, and the angel welcomed him with a voice:

- During his lifetime, he did not cause much sin, allowing him to choose to enter a computer heaven or hell.

He told the angel to see heaven. It is a modern computer center, full of the latest, most modern computers, impeccable multimedia, the server is off the table . in general it is paradise.

The saint declared:

- If you choose paradise, you will be the user here.

He was happy to go but still offered to add:

- Please show me what the hell is like?

- It is also here, only he will be the system administrator.

Close the windows

A project manager, a programmer, and a computer repairman who was walking in the car were sprayed with tires. Three people began to think of a solution.

The project manager said: "Please take a taxi and after 10 minutes we will arrive".

The developer said: "We have a driver guide here. I can easily change the tires and then we continue on."

The mechanic interjected, "First off the engine and start it again. Maybe that will solve the problem."

Suddenly, a Windows software engineer came by. Seeing that, he advised, "Try closing all the windows, jump out of the car, then jump in and try again."