Technology Jokes: the Gender of the Computer!

This updated guide examines Technology Jokes: the Gender of the Computer! and organizes the essential facts, background, and practical takeaways in clear American English.

1. The right product size is very important. 2. When you want to buy one, you always know that if you wait a while longer, you will get a better product. 3. They look cuter and sleeker than when you took them home. 4. Always need to save backup, in case of loss, death. 5. They will do whatever you want if you press the right button. 6. The most interesting thing about having a game is to 'play' the game with it. 7. To attract attention, you have to 'turn' them on. 8. They should have helped us solve problems, but by half the time they were all causing problems. 9. They have a lot of data, but they are still messing up when you're looking.

Computer is female!

1. Once you have owned one, you will find that there will be many better types later. 2. Even your slightest errors are immediately put into memory for later analysis. 3. The language used to communicate with other computers does not make people understand. 4. The message 'Bad Command or File Name' means something like 'If you don't know why I'm upset about you then of course I won't say it.' 5. As soon as you buy a device, you will find yourself losing half of the bill on accessories.

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