Technology jokes: Tathagata transmits modern times and how to fly fast

Tathagata transmits modern business

After having experienced 81 lives, the teachers and students of the Sangha also came to the Buddha's land to receive sutras. Four teachers and students eagerly met Tathagata.

- Tathagata: Did you bring USB?

- Tang Tang: Choke .

- Tathagata: So how do you know how to pass the sutras to you now?

- Wukong quick wits said: Please shoot Bluetooth on mobile for me. Wukong said while shaking his hand vigorously anycall haptic mobile now show bluetooth enable.

- Tathagata equally draws the netbook from the sony vaio P pants pocket size 16 × 9, and within seconds, the transmission is completed and the Tathagata flies away.

- Tang Tang muttered: Know that at home search Google download for fast.

How to fly fast

Two eagles are flying together. Suddenly he saw a jet fly by.

Eagle A: How can such things fly so fast?

Eagle B: You try to get your tail stung as if it will see you fly so fast.

Teacher and student

Computer teacher scolds Tom for WORD practice.

Teacher: I type the text too slowly, I have to try harder. At the size of my teacher, I was able to type 300 words per minute.

Tom: Sir, maybe your teacher is better than my teacher!….

Teacher: !!

The use of computers

A customer asked:

- Computer will help me?

The seller answered:

- Computer will help your work reduced by half.

- Then give me two.

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