The best jokes about Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day can not claim gifts, love from a mathematical perspective, the most unique Valentine gifts . are funny jokes about Valentine's Day - Valentine's Day. Invite you to read and entertain after stressful working hours.

Valentine's Day can not claim gifts

On the morning of February 14, Thuy whispered to her husband:

- Do you know what day is today?

- Valentine's day. Ton's husband responded neatly.

Holding hands

- Where's my gift?

Her husband shrugged:

- I am not a lover to claim a gift. I married properly, you're a family member, what presents.

- !!!

Regret

The two old men celebrated 50 days of marriage and also a Valentine's day at the restaurant. When the party was over, the old lady saw tears in her eyes. She was very touched and asked:

- You must be happy because of the wonderful time we've had in the last 50 years, right?

The old man did not answer and thought far away. Then he answered:

- Fifty years ago, her father put a gun on me and threatened to imprison me for 50 years if I did not marry her. If only I had had a bit of courage before then I should have finished my sentence tomorrow.

Least

On Valentine night, a girl and a boy met in the park and sat on the bench together. The girl stared at a very handsome guy for a long time, then took a deep breath and went to ask:

- Do you have a girlfriend?

The boy answered:

- Not yet, bro!

The girl laughed in a puzzled manner.

The handsome man asked the girl again:

- Has he had a boyfriend yet?

The girl blushed slightly, answering:

- I do not have!

The young man exclaimed happily:

- That's less than me, I've had a boyfriend for a long time!

Love from the mathematical perspective

At the bus stop, a couple flirted flirtatiously with each other. Boys:

- Honey, I love you!

The shy girl:

- I love you too, but my love is twice as much as mine.

Delightful guy:

- Is that so? So I love you three times I love you always nè!

A young man with glasses sitting next to pout:

- Put the love of men and women respectively x, y. We have the equation: y = 2x; x = 3y. Inferred: x = y = 0. That is, there is no love here!

- !!!

The most unique Valentine gifts

A certain guy went to buy gloves to give to his girlfriend on Valentine's day, he asked her younger sister to follow for advice. While he bought gloves, his girlfriend's sister also bought a small pair of pants.

When the package, the saleswoman gave up the gloves she gave her girlfriend, and the small pants gave him. Not expecting this mistake, he sent a gift wrap with a letter to his girlfriend.

Following is the content of the letter:

'Darling!

Because I see that when you go out with me you never bring it, today I give it to you here.

I wanted to choose the one that suited you best, so I asked my younger sister to come and buy it, because I saw that your younger sister had some very nice things, and I knew that my younger sister and I were both same size

The salesgirl introduced him a new style, brought it very warm, had a zipper to open, but when she saw she tried the zipper, it was entangled inside so he chose the one has a zipper.

I made my sister take it in front of me, took it off a minute later and gave it to me to smell inside, when I realized that there was no moisture and smell, I decided to buy it.

I hope that next time I will bring it to you personally. And after bringing it, please hold it out so I give it a passionate kiss. '