Only idiots use their thumbs when reading phone messages
See, it's too late now,
You don't try to change your fingers!
Find other idiots "
2. "I am very important to me
I can't be without you for just a second
I am my life, and I feel you every moment
Never mind! I'm talking about oxygen. "
3. "You are the most handsome man on earth
You are the smartest person in the world
He is also the most knowledgeable of the earth
And I'm the one who is spreading those rumors everywhere "
4. "Someone .
Missing You.
Need you .
Worry for you .
Lonely without you .
Do you know who
That's the monkey full of feathers in the zoo . "
5. "Today, tomorrow and forever after
There will be a heart
Always wake up for you.
Do you know whose heart it is?
That is your stupidity. "
6. "Feeling sad?
You wonder what to do?
Too simple. Please pull down the lock .
Then put your hand in the middle of the lock slot .
Then grab .
Book in your pocket and LEARN TO GO !!! "
7. "If you see your life in darkness
Ask the heavens to free you from the darkness
If you still find yourself immersed in dark darkness
Please pay the electricity bill immediately last month! ".
8. "Always keep a picture of your lover in your wallet
Whenever you get into trouble, look at that picture
You will find that the problem I am facing is just a trifle! "
9. "Since I met you
I realized that such a good friend
Worth a million dollars .
So, if you don't mind .
Can I sell you? "
10. "If I make you sad
Stand in front of the mirror and say
"Oh my god, why am I so handsome?"
Your troubles will go away
But don't do it often
Because all liars are banished to hell! "
1. This is for humorous fathers and mothers: When children fall asleep, change their positions like changing beds or changing bedrooms. And your job is to wait until the next morning to see how their reaction will wake up.
2. Change someone's mobile installation language from English or Vietnamese to another language, such as Thai or Arabic.
3. Replace the cream part between Oreo cake with toothpaste, then invite your "victim" to enjoy.
4. Add a few drops of food coloring at the bottom of the cereal bowl. When your target audience puts milk into the cup, they will see a colorful surprise.
5. Put some pigments in the shower to change the water color and skin of the person you are targeting in April Fool's Day.
6. Put a small piece of marshmallows on the ceiling fan, then ask someone to turn it on.
7. Pour the syrup into the hand washing soap container in the toilet.
8. Spread a layer of cheese cream on the ball of the deodorant roller of the object you want to tease.
9. Convert your mobile wallpaper to broken screen.
10. Discreetly put yogurt into the empty Mayonaise jar. Later, when the family sat at the dining table, you pretended to eat Mayonaise and took out a bottle of sauce and waited for someone's explanation why Mayonaise was yogurt.
11. Change your birthday on Facebook to 1/4. When good wishes begin to appear, change your status to "April Fools!".
12. Dip the tip of a colleague's pen ball into the nail polish jar and watch her struggle with the pen that was still in good use yesterday but is now running out of ink.
13. Take a screenshot of your colleague's computer screen and set it as your desktop. Choose to hide all icons on the desktop and see how she fights with the "freeze" screen.
14. Change your voicemail message to "Hello? . Hello? . April fish!".
15. Pour all salt into the sugar jar and vice versa. Next, leave these two spices in the same position. Finally, witness your father brewing salt coffee. If your father gets angry, tell the story of the famous Salt Coffee for Dad to hear. Just happy, meaningful, right?
16. Give someone - your child, for example, has a gorgeous gift box, but inside is something like: potato, toilet brush or a sticky package.