Interesting riddles for Women's International Day 8/3

My father had a saying that "a smile equals 10 tonic scales". So on March 8, International Women's Day, besides the wishes and gifts, please bring your laughter a lot.

In order to make it easier for you to create laughter for your sisters, the Network Administrator would like to send you some funny humorous quizzes for your reference. Hopefully, the following quiz will help you score in front of your sister as well as make fun laugh for everyone on this day and later days.

I. Funny funny puzzles

1. Children eat very much, talk a lot.
Old man, long dead, mouth call money?
Answers: Girls (women)

2. Where is the hair the most frizzy?
Answer: Women's hair in Africa

3. What do women like to hold the most?
Answer: Husband's salary

4. What men do women have?
Answer: Wife

5. A 45-year-old woman asks how many birthdays she has?
Answer: If you are 100 years old, you only have . 1 birthday

6. Why do shooters have to close one eye when shooting?
Answer: But . how do you see the target when you close 2 eyes?

II. Quiz good

1. What disease does a doctor give up?
Answer: It's sick . broken arm!

2. There is a flock of birds perched on branches, the hunter shoots the full moon. Ask some children to die?
Answer: The full moon is 15 -> 15 dead.

3. I didn't leave you for three years, why did you leave me for 1 day?
Answer: It's my shadow!

4. What does a child carry a large piece of wood but does not carry a pebble?
Answer: The river.

5. In Vietnam, a blind man and three deaf guys go to eat pho, each person eats a bowl. Each bowl of pho is 10 thousand. how much must they pay after the meal?
Answer: They have to pay 20 thousand dong because a blind guy and three deaf people are 2 people to eat!

6. There is a pear tree with 2 branches, each branch has 2 big branches, each branch has 2 small branches, each branch has two leaves, next to each leaf has two fruits. How many apples on that tree?
Answer: There are no apples because pears cannot produce any apples in the tree.

7. There are three apples on the table, you take two apples. How many apples do you have?
Judgment: There are 2 results because you have just taken 2 fruits.

8. There is a tram going south. Wind in the northwest. So which direction is the smoke from the ship?
Answer: Electric trains do not have smoke.