Funny sayings about women

On International Women's Day 8/3, TipsMake.com would like to send half of the world the best wishes, always beautiful, always radiant and full of happiness.

1. 34 profound statements about life
2. 20 inspirational quotes from the most famous women in the world

To add joy to the sisters in this great holiday, we have summed up some funny statements about women around the world. Invite readers to relax and laugh.

1. God created Adam first because he did not want to hear any advice from Eva about how to create Adam.
2. God is the greatest inventor. He took the ribs from a man and created a loudspeaker.
3. If the world is ruled by women, there will be no war . only a few countries will not talk to each other.
4. Men often obey laws more than women. Women often feel that because they do not create rules, those laws seem to have nothing to do with them.
5. It is difficult to tell a woman where you are going . because it is harder to answer the questions behind. Where to go? When to go? Going for what? And worse, "I want to go too".
6. Men marry women with the hope that they will never change. Women marry men with the hope that they will change. And then, both were disappointed.
7. Between men and women can not have friendship. There is passion, hatred, worship, love, but friendship is not.
8. A man only worries about another man, a wife who does not trust her whole species.
9. How to find a wife? Step 1: Find an existing woman you like but will hate after about 5 years. Step 2: Give her your home.
10. Cosmetics are indispensable for women, but a girl's best friend is usually a man with myopia.
11. Only when a woman looks 10 years younger than her daughter will they be completely satisfied.
12. I have no faith in using women in combat, because . when fighting females is often too fierce.
13. Can you imagine a world without men? It is a place without crime and a lot of obese but happy women.
14. Sigmund Freud once said: "What do women want?", The only thing I have learned in the past 52 years is that women want men to stop asking silly questions like that - Bill Cosby.
15. A woman could mistake information, get lost, say unclear, . but she's not in the wrong time.
16. Although I have been studying women's thinking for 30 years, I still cannot answer the most big question in human history: What does a woman want?
17. Men will spend $ 2 for a $ 1 item they need. Women will spend $ 1 for a $ 2 item they may never use.
18. How to turn a fox into an elephant? Please marry her.
19. Give the girl a matching shoe, she can conquer the world - Marilyn Monroe.
20. Women's minds are often "cleaner" than men because they change their minds more often.
21. A French woman who is deceived, will want to kill her opponent, Italian women like to kill people who love betrayal, British women simply cut off their relationship. But there is one thing in common between them: comforting themselves with another man.
22. I want to be a woman rather than a man. Women can cry, can wear cute clothes and they are the first to be rescued from the sinking ship - Gilda Radner.
23. The face of the man is an autobiography about him. A woman's face is her fictional work - Oscar Wilde.
24. There are two theories about controversy with women. But unfortunately both cannot apply to reality - Will Rogers.
25. The most frightening thing is when a woman tells me, "Do you see anything different?" - Mike Vanatta.
26. I hate women because they always know where everything is - James Thurber.
27. If your wife wants to learn to drive, it's best not to stand in front of her nose.
28. Definition of curve: It is the most lovely distance between two points.
29. A man may be right or wrong . but a woman is always right.
30. Only stupid people tell a woman to stop talking, because a wise person will tell her that her mouth is very beautiful when her lips close.
31. When my wife said she would be ready for 5 minutes, I knew I had enough time to fly up into space and write a poem on the moon before we left - Mike Vanatta
32. A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is when she's heating up - Eleanor Roosevelt.
33. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she will be right - immediately - Sam Slick.
34. Most women start trying to change a man, and when they change him they don't like him anymore- Marlene Dietrich.
35. My last girlfriend had such a good memory that she could remember things that never happened - Greg Tamblyn.
36. If women don't exist, all the money in the world will not make sense - Aristotle Onassis.