A love letter from a programmer

'Dear honey!

When I first saw you surfing the platform, I realized that you were the only site I could access. You know, I've been lonely for a long time and am analyzing your own mistakes. Maybe I'll be the real debugger for you. Without you my life as an unfinished program, failed to generate executable code and became useless.

She not only has a beautiful interface, but also has a cute ActiveX defensive posture over the ridiculous boys. Your bright smile made me feel very strong, a power equivalent to thousands of processors combined.

Last night, when you looked up at me, I saw all of the program modules in you running smoothly and delivering very satisfactory results - a feeling I've never had before.

He wrote this letter just to confess one thing that let's link together. I will give you everything you need to live a life free of errors or problems. You don't need to worry about the firewall that my parents set up because I am so good at hacking, I will break the password so that parents can accept our wedding.

I hope no one has entered your database yet so my code can link. If not, he would break his own system to the point where he couldn't recover.

Please understand my heart and give this letter a favorable place in my inbox! '

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