Status and status, status makes you laugh without picking up your mouth

In the explosion of technology has 'produced' a young generation dynamic, sociable and extremely humorous. Along with that is the status (stt) sentence or witty and a little swirl of 'people playing' but no less 'rural' nature which is used to post on social networking sites like Facebook, Zalo . Most of those statuses are about love, life, friendship or everyday life, which brings a lot of laughter but also contains lots of valuable lessons. Also, it is interesting to use these status to troll friends sometimes. But note that you must use the right time at the right place.

The 'stuff' in the sts here is not 'fake' but it portrays every aspect of life. It reflects a class of young people who dare to think, dare to do and dare to speak out, criticize the material life, enjoy it but also reflect the face of society. Somewhere there are still "laughing out tears" evils.

Here are the status not only, but also extremely, extreme, super funny, make sure you just read it enough to laugh you can not pick up the mouth.

1. The beautiful and romantic status of love makes you "flutter" happy
2. Saying things, status is about friends who are very deep, very absorbed

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1. A smile with TEN Ladder . But . Smiling is not the right place to get the ROOF but getting the teeth.

2. It is beautiful just to love, love it just to watch

But .

Bad but loving, passionate about life

3. Poor Children - A childhood without love

.

So now meet someone I love with love.

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4. You are beautiful . do:

- Tilt the motorbike

- Car fire

- Turn the car over

- Curve the bus rim

- How many of you were hospitalized for me .

Who are you?

Yes, I am a pothole!

5. People are sad .

- Only sad for a moment

- And I'm sad, my heart breaks.

6. One thousand years ago people called their wives as Nuong Tu

500 years ago people called their wives the Death

Now people call their wives the Lion

In the future, people will call their wives the Atomic Bomb.

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7. Unstable long-term training is difficult to train

- Training of rice but still stupid

- Restoring beauty that must be pretty?

- Was not smart and deliberately proved dangerous!

8. How many civilized and knowledgeable people .

There are still short brains and little brain twists.

9. Thought only blood could taste

Unbelievably people are also dirty, fishy and glittery.

10. Wickedness!

Yes!

Not equal to erratic network lag.

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11. Do not say love to go crazy and still innocent betrayal

Do not race to follow the society to live by innocent face fake deer.

12. Hungry, you have to eat

Thirst, you have to drink

You have to run

Scientists call it the Law of Conservation of Life.

13. Warblers that rattle with Falcon.

Chimp that requires more beauty than a gorilla.

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14. You need white skin

You need a beautiful look

Sorry!!!

I'm not a mannequin.

15. She is gentle but slightly cruel .

16. When there is a busy life on the road, we accidentally stumble upon the dollar file.

17. The soldier, the farmer, sympathetic, easy to vibrate . every crime or talking.

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18. In addition to being handsome, smart, talented, and rich, I have nothing too outstanding.

19. People who are easy to laugh are also easy to cry, and when they are broken they will be silent.

20. Life is like riding a bike, if you want to balance you have to keep moving forward.

21. In life, people who have stumbled and stood up are stronger than many who have never stumbled.

22. Life is never fair, the bigger you have to accept it.

23. Life is very short so don't waste it by sadness. Have fun and become whatever you want.

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24. Live, don't care too much what others say, think about you. Because only you know who you are.

25. There are no desperate circumstances, only those who are desperate because of the situation.

26. Life always gives you a second chance, that is tomorrow.

27. Once upon a time, LIBERTY and TRUTH together went to the beach . When the bath was over, LATER TRAVELED to wear the FOOD of the TRAVEL to go away, THE TRUTH SURPRISED that I couldn't find my shirt but insisted on not wearing my clothes. LIE. Since then, one has only seen one LITTLE who wears the garment of TRUTH but cannot accept a naked TRUTH .

28. Naturally just want to go on a train, pass thousands of nautical miles but do not know where to land, go up on the waves, stand until you reach a place no longer found in geography and do not have human…

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29. Taking advantage of each other when necessary.

Then leave without a goodbye

Living in life but like the Clown in the circus:))

Then it was time to regret finding each other again.

Do not say love to go crazy and still innocently betrayed

Do not race to follow the society to live by innocent face fake deer

Promiscuous

Is the addictive game!

An expensive opium, making this person happy

But it makes people crazy!

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30. Naturally just want to go on a train, pass thousands of nautical miles but do not know where to land, go up on the waves, float until a place that is no longer seen in geography and not available human…

31. It is better to throw the so-called Faith mother into the trash .

More than just go and distribute and receive the loss and pain.

32. I gave it to You

Simply because Tao does not like to use Waste

This is life but not Fairy tales

But dreaming Cinderella met the prince

The scorpion turned the phoenix

It's not difficult for you to flirt it .

Just naive is enough .

Need something beautiful Just ignore it

33. A beautiful life like a dream .

Which friends always give me surprise

If I play it properly, I will .

But you

Wearing the title that every day, NAI . then pregnant with DOG ., CLICK THE BUTTON, THE SIDE and the BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY MANY.

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34. This life is so strange, There are people who are very good but cannot love .

There are people who are very bad but cannot forget .

35. I used to think that that person and I will be together forever. I used to think that if I just died for them, they would be touched by me. But it's all my own thoughts.

I think that doesn't mean they'll think so too .