Programming girls

Following is the source code of "Flirtatious Girl". Only for programmers to understand

/ * Plan to get a girlfriend * /
#include Money
#include Phone
#define Pretty girl
main ()
{
go to school;
scanf ("100%", & the students);
if (em = = Beautiful)
line ++;
while (! feedback)
{
printf ("I love You");
scanf ("100%", & feedback);
}
if (response = = "This is lesbian")
main (); / * go back and repeat the process * /
else (response = = "Let's go shopping")
exit (1);

else if (response = = "Yes . yes")
{
lover = = Beautiful;
love = = (with heart *) malloc (charming appearance (lover));
}
going to a restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food ++;
laughing + +;
pay -> money = lover -> money;
back (school);
if (time = = 2.30)
go to the cinema;
movie theater:
{
see ++;
if (break time)
{
fresh water ++;
snack;
}
}
if (time = = 6.30)
go to the park;
}
}

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