Entertainment: The truth about marriage

1. Marriage is love. Love is blind. So marriage is a school for the blind.

2. Marriage is an academy where men lose the title of bachelor (bachelor, single man) and women receive the title of master (master, master).

3. Love is blind, but marriage is definitely a medicine to brighten the eyes.

4. Getting married is like going to a restaurant with a friend - you order your food and when you see someone else's food you wish you had ordered it just now.

5. The man murmured a few hours in the church and found himself married. A year later he mumbled something in his dream and found himself divorced.

6. A happy marriage is a must for and receive - a husband gives and his wife accepts.

7. Son: How much will it take to get married?

Father: Don't you know a son! But dad is still paying the debt for that.

Son: I heard that in ancient China, a man didn't know his wife until he got married, didn't he father?

Father: It happens everywhere son. Everywhere!

8. A man said: 'I never know what happiness is until I get married . and then everything became too late !!'

9. Love is a sweet long dream, and marriage is an alarm clock.

10. It is said that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage it is love and after marriage it is self-defense.

11. When a newly married man looks happy, we understand why. But when a married man for 10 years looks happy, we wonder why.

12. A man tells his lover that he will overcome hell for her. And now he's getting through it !!!

13. A successful man is someone who can earn more than his wife spends. A successful woman is one who finds such a man.

14. How do most men define marriage? It pays a hefty price to get your clothes washed for free.

15. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.